Dear readers!
To love is happiness,& to be loved is a bliss. Isn't it???
Some anonymous had written in a magazine about love technically
& I simply loved the way it was taken through & concluded.So, I have
posted it for you all. Enjoy the fun & the hidden philosophy as
well!
Customer Service Rep: Can you install love?
Customer:
I can do that. I’m not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now.
What do I do first?
CSR: The
first step is to locate your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma’am?
C: Yes I have, but there are several
programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running? I
have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, and GRUDGE.EXE & RESENTMENT.COM running
right now.
CSR: No
problem ma’am. will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE, from your current
operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but will no longer
disrupt other programs. Love will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a
module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However you have to completely turn
off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. So, go to your start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE.
Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have
been completely erased.
CSR: Yes, but remember you have only the
base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the
upgrades.
C:
Oops....It says “ERROR 412”- Program not run on internal components.
CSR:
Don’t worry ma’am. That’s a common problem. It means that the LOVE program has
set up to run on external HEARTS, but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is
one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it
means you have to LOVE your own machine before it can LOVE others. Ma’am, can
you find the directory called SELDACCEPTANCE?
C: Yes, I
have it.
CSR:
Click on the following files & then copy them to the “MY HEART” directory:
FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT & GOODNESS.DOC. The
system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty
programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and
then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone &
never comes back.
CSR: Then, LOVE is installed & running. You
should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go ma’am. LOVE
is freeware. Be sure to give it & its various modules to everybody you
meet. They will, in turn, share it with other people & they will return
some really neat modules back to you.
C: I will.
Thank you for your help
With smiles...
(Investing myself completely in the art of living)
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